Tuesday, May 15, 2007
Paris Hilton on her way to the Hoosegow
The latest personification of western decadence finds herself on the way to jail for violating the terms of her payroll. Apparently the party's over. The unspeakable horrors she's bound to face during her incarceration -- no facials, no pedicures, etc. -- force me to yank out a nose hair and shed a tear her way.